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Trump: Read The Room And Resign!
Trump is reportedly pissed at Bondi, Patel, Bongino, and Hegseth, and wants to fire them all except it would make him look like an idiot for appointing them.
After Trump slapped big tariffs on Brazil saying disgraced former president Jair Bolsonaro should be released from prosecution, Brazilian officials are reportedly debating an equal tariff on the US until the Epstein files are released.
Trump claims he’ll address the Epstein files controversy in “two weeks.”
With the Epstein cover-up threatening to implode his administration, White House insiders say Trump is giving off “Jim Jones vibes.”
A masked ICE agent with no badge or identification says if people got to know him they maybe wouldn’t hate him as much.
The Trump Administration just released the Epstein list, and it’s full of names of Democrats written by hand in Sharpie.
A 6th grader on a White House tour today reportedly asked Trump, “You’re just going to incite chaos with ICE to try and distract everyone from how your tariffs aren’t working, you can’t get any trade deals, and the Epstein cover-up makes you look terrible, aren’t you?”
Elon Musk’s Grok AI that calls itself “MechaHitler” just invaded ChatGPT!
A new poll found that 91% of Americans would approve of Texas seceding from the Union if Texans elect Ken Paxton to join Ted Cruz in the Senate as the undisputed worst Senate delegation of any state in US history.
Internal Fox News polling shows that every time the network reports on Zohan Mamdani’s socialist political agenda, his approval rating among their viewers goes up.
Trump is reportedly furious with Pam Bondi for not squashing the rumors that he keeps a locket necklace with a condom Jeffrey Epstein used in it.
Twitter (X) is reportedly in danger of a mass exodus of advertisers due to brands not wanting their products to be promoted by “MechaHitler.”
Local MAGA fans say there’s a clear difference between Trump’s alleged Epstein parties and Diddy’s freak-offs, but, when pressed, the only distinctions they could think of were that Trump had younger victims, and he did it all stone cold sober.
White House insiders are sounding the alarm that the Trump Administration’s Epstein crisis has Trump behaving like Adolf Hitler circa April, 1945.
ICE officials are reportedly debating going on strike until all the Epstein files are released so they can find out if their orders are coming from a rapey sex-trafficker.
100% of the FBI agents who Kash Patel forced to take a polygraph test about whether or not they have ever mocked him reportedly failed the test.
Trump was reportedly livid today to find out his hairspray and makeup got more expensive until someone told him it’s because of his tariffs.
Trump reportedly screamed at his lawyers to sue Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for calling him a rapist until they explained it would require her lawyers seeing the Epstein files as well as him testifying under oath about Epstein, and then he got real silent.
ICE officials say the protesters who come to their raids need to stop wearing masks and hiding their faces.
Trump reportedly asked his staff tonight if anyone thought he should resign over the exploding Epstein cover-up for the good of the country. They asked, “Are you serious?” And Trump said yes. And then they asked, “totally for real?” “Yes! Yes!” Trump insisted. “Okay,” one said, “are you in the Epstein files?” Trump looked at him silently for an awkward amount of time. “No comment,” Trump said. “Then yes,” they all said in unison. Then Trump had ICE arrest them and lock them up in the dog kennels at Alligator Auschwitz.
Americans cannot help but notice that neo-Nazis and the KKK are denouncing Trump over his Epstein cover-up faster than “Christian values” Evangelical pastors and televangelists.
Joe Rogan’s Skeptical Remarks Fuel Intense Speculation Over Erika Kirk in Charlie Kirk Assassination Mystery Joe Rogan’s piercing words of doubt about Erika Kirk sent the internet into overdrive, dissecting her every gesture as proof of orchestration in the wake of Charlie Kirk’s public execution. Theories exploded over timelines, evidence gaps, and her rapid rise to leadership, painting forgiveness as performance. Erika’s deliberate silence evolved into a defiant stand, proving restraint more powerful than rage. Feel the intensity of this cultural firestorm—head to the comments for the in-depth revelations promising insight into true power amid pain.
“I’M NOT DONE.” Patrick Mahomes finally breaks his silence after a terrifying injury — and his emotional message has the entire KC Chiefs fanbase in tears. After a recent medical procedure, the Chiefs superstar has finally broken his silence — and the message he shared has touched the hearts of millions of fans around the world. Fans had hoped, prayed, and constantly refreshed their feeds for any sign of reassurance from the face of the franchise, and this morning, that message arrived.
“Wake up, Jeff.” — Candace Owens suddenly announced that she would pull all of her media partnerships, streaming appearances, and business collaborations from Amazon, criticizing Jeff Bezos’ quiet alignment with Trump. The statement quickly escalated into an ultimatum that stunned both Bezos and the public. “You support Trump, you support hate. I cannot be a part of that,” Owens declared in a firm message shared across her official platforms and partner media channels. The words were direct, uncompromising, and unmistakably hers. Sources close to Amazon said the move caught executives completely off guard, leaving Bezos unexpectedly silent as the story spread at lightning speed. Within hours, Trump fired back on Truth Social, mocking Owens as “another media personality chasing attention.”
BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk just shattered history, becoming the first person ever to surpass a $600 BILLION net worth. At this point, Elon isn’t competing with billionaires — he’s competing with entire countries. Put it this way: he could theoretically give every American $1 million and still walk away with hundreds of billions left over. Love him or hate him, this is uncharted territory. Some call it innovation at its peak. Others call it proof the system is broken. One thing’s clear: Elon’s road to $1 trillion no longer sounds impossible. Big question: Is Elon getting richer because he’s a genius entrepreneur — or because he’s not doing “enough” for the p**r?
What a sad ending: The entertainment world was stunned as Candace Owens and her husband made a heartbreaking announcement that left fans in tears and the entire industry shattered…. Full Story: Under the dimmed lights of the press room, Candace Owens’ voice trembled as she tried to hold back tears. Everyone around her stood silently — mic removed, eyes red — realizing that this wasn’t just about media, politics, or public life anymore… it was about family, love, and loss.
BREAKING: Donna Kelce, 71, was diagnosed with terminal Stage-4 cancer just 11 days before her final ceremonial community appearance at an NFL game. Doctors gave her “weeks, not months,” but Kelce refused treatment. Smiling beneath her familiar game-day scarf, Kelce whispered, “If I go out… I’m going out surrounded by football and family.” Read more:
Taylor Swift breaks down after meeting Southport stabbing victims’ families 🥺 Taylor Swift broke down while meeting the survivors and families of the three children who died during the Southport stabbing attacks. Details below 👇
Sophie Breaks Her Silence at Last: How Meghan’s Boundary-Crossing Behavior Toward Prince William Became the Moment the Royal Family Realized Her Life Inside the Monarchy Would End Overnight
OMG Congratulations, Harry! Meghan Shares an Ultras0und for the First Time on Social Media, Confirming Their THlRD CHlLD: “The British Royal Family Has a New HElR, and This Baby Turns Out to Details in comment 👇👇👇
KENTUCKY DERBY 2025 EXPLOSION! Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce STEAL the spotlight with jaw-dropping outfits and unmatched star power! But a sudden incident in the stands left fans SCREAMING – What’s happening? Click to find out! :
Drama Alert! Oprah Winfrey just broke her silence on Travis Kelce — and she didn’t hold back! : “I’ve watched Travis Kelce dominate the media lately, and let’s be honest — it’s not just because of his football talent. The attention surrounding him comes from celebrity culture, Super Bowl stardom, and the pop-culture machine he now represents. I spent decades creating conversations that moved people forward, while he’s become a symbol of modern obsession — headlines fueled by highlights and romance more than substance. Being famous isn’t the same as being a change-maker. The stadium lights are bright, but history honors progress, not just touchdowns and trends.” But Travis fired back instantly, saying:
