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Trump: Read The Room And Resign!
Trump is reportedly pissed at Bondi, Patel, Bongino, and Hegseth, and wants to fire them all except it would make him look like an idiot for appointing them.
After Trump slapped big tariffs on Brazil saying disgraced former president Jair Bolsonaro should be released from prosecution, Brazilian officials are reportedly debating an equal tariff on the US until the Epstein files are released.
Trump claims he’ll address the Epstein files controversy in “two weeks.”
With the Epstein cover-up threatening to implode his administration, White House insiders say Trump is giving off “Jim Jones vibes.”
A masked ICE agent with no badge or identification says if people got to know him they maybe wouldn’t hate him as much.
The Trump Administration just released the Epstein list, and it’s full of names of Democrats written by hand in Sharpie.
A 6th grader on a White House tour today reportedly asked Trump, “You’re just going to incite chaos with ICE to try and distract everyone from how your tariffs aren’t working, you can’t get any trade deals, and the Epstein cover-up makes you look terrible, aren’t you?”
Elon Musk’s Grok AI that calls itself “MechaHitler” just invaded ChatGPT!
A new poll found that 91% of Americans would approve of Texas seceding from the Union if Texans elect Ken Paxton to join Ted Cruz in the Senate as the undisputed worst Senate delegation of any state in US history.
Internal Fox News polling shows that every time the network reports on Zohan Mamdani’s socialist political agenda, his approval rating among their viewers goes up.
Trump is reportedly furious with Pam Bondi for not squashing the rumors that he keeps a locket necklace with a condom Jeffrey Epstein used in it.
Twitter (X) is reportedly in danger of a mass exodus of advertisers due to brands not wanting their products to be promoted by “MechaHitler.”
Local MAGA fans say there’s a clear difference between Trump’s alleged Epstein parties and Diddy’s freak-offs, but, when pressed, the only distinctions they could think of were that Trump had younger victims, and he did it all stone cold sober.
White House insiders are sounding the alarm that the Trump Administration’s Epstein crisis has Trump behaving like Adolf Hitler circa April, 1945.
ICE officials are reportedly debating going on strike until all the Epstein files are released so they can find out if their orders are coming from a rapey sex-trafficker.
100% of the FBI agents who Kash Patel forced to take a polygraph test about whether or not they have ever mocked him reportedly failed the test.
Trump was reportedly livid today to find out his hairspray and makeup got more expensive until someone told him it’s because of his tariffs.
Trump reportedly screamed at his lawyers to sue Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for calling him a rapist until they explained it would require her lawyers seeing the Epstein files as well as him testifying under oath about Epstein, and then he got real silent.
ICE officials say the protesters who come to their raids need to stop wearing masks and hiding their faces.
Trump reportedly asked his staff tonight if anyone thought he should resign over the exploding Epstein cover-up for the good of the country. They asked, “Are you serious?” And Trump said yes. And then they asked, “totally for real?” “Yes! Yes!” Trump insisted. “Okay,” one said, “are you in the Epstein files?” Trump looked at him silently for an awkward amount of time. “No comment,” Trump said. “Then yes,” they all said in unison. Then Trump had ICE arrest them and lock them up in the dog kennels at Alligator Auschwitz.
Americans cannot help but notice that neo-Nazis and the KKK are denouncing Trump over his Epstein cover-up faster than “Christian values” Evangelical pastors and televangelists.
You Won’t Believe What Serena Williams Just Posted—The Internet Is Melting! 💥 In a moment too pure for words, Serena Williams shared an intimate bedroom “cuddle” session with daughters Olympia and baby Adira—and fans can’t stop talking! The tennis icon’s private family photos caused a social media eruption you have to see to believe…👇👇
The pop superstar and the football player will marry on a numerically significant day. 👀
Kanye West’s Dire Warning to Candace Owens Ignites Firestorm: Was Erika Kirk’s Shadow Over Charlie’s Assassination? Bullets don’t lie, but people do—and the story of Charlie Kirk’s campus execution is drowning in them. Erika Kirk, eyes dry and resolve ironclad, clings to the same security crew that turned a public stage into a deathtrap, all while Charlie’s ghost audit of shady TPUSA funds gathers dust. Candace Owens unleashes hell, spotlighting hidden video of a woman arm-in-arm with the shooter, a bombshell the FBI buries deep. Then Kanye West, no stranger to chaos, grabs Candace in a panic: “Get out now—you’re next if you keep peeling this onion.” From power duo to public enemies, their fractured bond hints at motives buried in money and malice. Your stomach’s turning for a reason; this could be the scandal that torches the right’s inner circle. Storm the comments for the timeline of terror and decide: Who’s the real villain here?
CANDACE OWENS DROPS THE BOMB: “I’VE GOT MOUNTAINS OF EVIDENCE ON OBAMA SCANDALS – FULL REVEAL COMING SOON, STAY TUNED!” Full Details below
“Taylor Swift Just Stunned the Mahomes Family — 3-Year-Old’s Birthday Forever Changed!” Patrick Mahomes thought his son’s 3rd birthday would be a quiet, happy celebration — until Taylor Swift’s jaw-dropping surprise turned it into a moment fans can’t stop talking about. “We never expected Taylor to do this,” Mahomes said, barely holding back tears as he described the deeply personal gift. The gesture was so intimate and heartfelt that it revealed a closeness between their families fans never imagined. Laughter, tears, and awe filled the room as the little boy experienced a birthday unlike any other. Social media exploded, with fans desperate to know every detail of the magical surprise that will be remembered forever. FULL STORY BELOW
SHOCKING REVELATION: Simone Biles and Jonathan Owens Ecstatic with First Child – A Beautiful Baby Boy! NFL and Gymnastics Communities Explode with Excitement as the Power Couple Unveils Their Son’s Unique Name and Heartfelt Meaning Behind It!
President Trump is facing criticism after announcing a pardon for the former president of Honduras serving time in the U.S. for drug trafficking. What You Need to Know is streaming exclusively on….
The White House has released the results of President Trump’s recent advanced imaging tests, describing them as “perfectly normal.” The memo, from Dr. Sean Barbabella, physician to the president, said Trump underwent the scans during a medical examination in October “because men in his age group benefit from a thorough evaluation of cardiovascular and abdominal health” and that the tests are “preventative.” On Sunday, Trump said he was fine with the MRI results being released, but was unsure of the area of the body that was scanned. Read more:
BREAKING NEWS Oprah tweeted: “I’ve watched Candace Owens rise in the media, and I must admit—her impact isn’t uplifting, it’s exhausting. She doesn’t build bridges; she sets them on fire. I spent decades creating conversations that healed, uplifted, and unified, while Candace profits from chaos, division, and viral soundbites for all the wrong reasons. Volume is not wisdom. She may dominate headlines today, but history remembers who actually made a difference. Leadership isn’t claimed through controversy—it’s earned through legacy.” Full story in the comment
THE NFL JUST BROKE INTO TEARS . Randi Mahomes sent a six-word Thanksgiving message while Patrick was STILL on the field… and those few emotional words instantly shattered the internet. Fans across the world froze, choked up, and rushed to share the moment as the post spread like wildfire within minutes. Some called it “the most beautiful family moment of the entire season,” while others admitted they didn’t expect a message this raw, this perfectly timed, and this powerful. Social media is STILL buzzing as everyone tries to process how one short sentence hit harder than any touchdown.
GOOD NEWS: In the heartbreaking aftermath of National Guardsman Sarah Beckstrom’s tragic p@ssing, Olympic legend Simone Biles stepped forward with a deeply emotional tribute that brought millions to tears. With her voice trembling, she spoke of Sarah’s courage, her service, and the dreams she never had the chance to complete — calling her “a hero whose strength reached far beyond the battlefield.” In a moment overflowing with compassion, she announced she would gift Sarah’s family a massive financial contribution — a life-changing amount that would ensure they never have to worry about their future again. Biles said she wanted to “lift the weight Sarah can no longer carry,” and help the family rebuild their lives with dignity and security. Her announcement immediately went viral, with thousands expressing disbelief and admiration. Many said they had never seen an athlete step up in such an extraordinary, personal way. When people heard the amount of money Simone Biles gave to Sarah’s family, jaws dropped everywhere — her generosity left everyone speechless. READ MORE BELOW
